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Best moment in television history.

Okay, so this girl Catalina gets a boob job since she thinks she’s so flatchested. She leaves her family and starts whoring around with bad people, namely cocaine smugglers. She returns home to find out her mother is doing her boyfriend and that they’re getting married. Watch it!

fuckyeslilkim:

Never Forget. Queen Of Rap At The 1999 VMA’S.

Or the Diana Ross boob jiggle.

fuckyeslilkim:

Never Forget. Queen Of Rap At The 1999 VMA’S.

Or the Diana Ross boob jiggle.

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Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pies?

The House of Yes, Wendy MacLeod

I’m grateful for my brokenness. I’m grateful for my humility.” - James McGreevey — (via my-countless-ideas)

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Thanks, dad, for making me spend the past 40 minutes rushing to finish your taxes before the stroke of midnight while you watch tv.

This is hard.

I am moving to a new place in the next few weeks. I decided that I can only spend one more year in this state. I am packing my books and have come to a crossroads as to what to do with them. I have way too many to take with me. I figured I have to give them away, and I don’t have time to sell them. I must have 5 full boxes of books.

I may go through them right now and choose one box I want to keep, and figure out what to do with the rest of them. Donate? Where? I would really like to know where they will go.  Anyone want them, and wants to pay for shipping?

Laurie Metcalf - Brighton Beach Memoirs